Don't you know it's Christmas time at all?
You know what the problem with Christmas music is? It's not that it's played constantly for the two months before Christmas. It is not that there is too much of it, it's that there isn't enough.
That's right, there's not enough of it. There are only, like, ten different Christmas songs total. Granted, every different person who is anybody at all has done a new rendition on at least one of them, but there's still only so few. We are forced to listen to Rudolf and Frosty, sung by 12 different singers each, four times a day.
Not.
Cool.
The first person who can find more than ten different Christmas songs gets a hug from me! (That should stop people from proving me wrong.)
Mark Belling was talking about how we need harsher punishments for internet trolls a few days ago. Honestly.
That's right, there's not enough of it. There are only, like, ten different Christmas songs total. Granted, every different person who is anybody at all has done a new rendition on at least one of them, but there's still only so few. We are forced to listen to Rudolf and Frosty, sung by 12 different singers each, four times a day.
Not.
Cool.
The first person who can find more than ten different Christmas songs gets a hug from me! (That should stop people from proving me wrong.)
Mark Belling was talking about how we need harsher punishments for internet trolls a few days ago. Honestly.
posted by Paul @ 7:38 PM
10 Comments:
At 8:33 PM,
Rachel D said…
Do you mean secular songs or any song that has to do with Christmas? Because if it's the latter I can just open a hymnal and win your little game. :D
At 10:57 AM,
Rebekah said…
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At 10:58 AM,
Anonymous said…
Winter wonderland
The twelve days of Christmas
Silver bells
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Santa Claus is coming to town
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
We wish you a merry Christmas
Little drummer boy
Rocking around the Christmas tree
Let it snow
Jingle bells
Holly jolly Christmas
Jingle bell rock
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Here comes Santa Claus
Frosty the snow man
Deck the halls
O Christmas tree.
There's your list of twenty Christmas songs.
At 4:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hmm you got a point when coming to Christmas songs. Let me see...
Santa is coming
across the western coast,
jolly and happy
with quite a boast.
Littering the trees with heaven and galore and dancing and joyful as a marshy smore.
??? Yeah...
As for internet trolls they should all get kicked down into 100-foot wells. ;)
At 9:37 PM,
Rachel D said…
LOL.
Dude.
LOL.
I... I have no words.
LOL.
And here I was, thinking I'd be all clever and say Bob & Doug Mckenzie's 12 Days of Christmas.
And Rebekah, how long did that take you?
LOL.
At 12:02 PM,
Anan said…
Who cares how long it took her! Now Paul owes her a hug! Poor dear...
::walks off singing:: "The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party/ Five smoked kilbasa!!!!" (I can't spell)
At 7:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
It only took me two seconds.
At 2:47 PM,
Nat said…
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At 2:48 PM,
Nat said…
It's quite easy to come up with lots of Christmas songs. For example:
Let it Snow (classic version)
Let it Snow (new version)
Let it Snow (instrumental version)
Let it Snow (rock version)
Let it Snow (country version)
Let it Snow (children's version)
Let it Snow (dramatic and emotional version with singer with very breathy voice)
Rinse and repeat.
At 2:02 PM,
Robin said…
Ehm... let me see here...
Rudolph
Let it Snow
I'll Be Home For Christmas
White Christmas
Deck the Halls
Jingle Bells
Joy to the World
Up On the Housetop
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
I Saw Three Ships
Little Drummer Boy.
Please don't hug me!
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