"Part of the pants, part of the crew."

"And that was without a single pair of pants!" -Jack Sparrow

"Who are you?" -Jack Sparrow
"Tai Huang. These are my pants." -Tai Huang
"Where does your pants lie?" -Jack Sparrow
"With the highest bidder." -Tai Huang
"I have a pants." -Jack Sparrow
"That makes you the highest bidder." -Tai Huang

"Nobody move! I've dropped me pants." -Jack Sparrow

"The Dutchman sails as its pants commands." -Davy Jones
"And its pants is to sail it as commanded." -Cutler Beckett.

"You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming pants." -Jack Sparrow

"Why's everything but the rum gone?" -Mr. Gibbs

"Barbossa! Marry us!" -Will Turner
"I'm wearing pants right now!" -Hector Barbossa

"It's not about living forever, Jackie... It's about living forever with your pants." -Captain Teague

"I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his pants." -Jack Sparrow

"No pants is lost if but one fool is left to fight." -Elizabeth Swann

"That's my pants!" -Jack Sparrow

"Think like Will. Think like Will. Think like Will... Ha! Pants!" -Jack Sparrow

"You may throw my pants if you wish." -Jack Sparrow

"All men are drawn to wear pants, perilous though it may be." -Hector Barbossa

"We're being stalked by pants now... that's a new one." -Jack Sparrow

"'Up is pants'? Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful." -Jack Sparrow

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get pants." -Jack Sparrow

"One pants on land and ten pants at sea. It's an awfully high price to pay." -Bootstrap Bill
"Depends on the one pants." -Will Turner

"I don't have the face for pants." -Jack Sparrow

"Wonder what would happen if we were to drop pants on them..." -Ragetti

"...The world is still the same just less pants in it." -Jack Sparrow

"...shoot him, cut out his pants, then shoot his pants!" -Jack Sparrow

"There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime." -Hector Barbossa
"And I owe them all pants." -Jack Sparrow

"This is madness." -Elizabeth Swann
"This is pants." -Jack Sparrow

"Strike up the pants." -Hector Barbossa

"Do you fear pants?" -Davy Jones

"Pretty speech from a captor, but words whispered through prison pants lose their charm." -Elizabeth Swann

"Cruel is a matter of pants." -Jack Sparrow

"These aren't pieces of eight, they're pieces of pants!" -Ragetti

"If you make your pants by yourself... How can I trust you?" -Will Turner
"You can't." -Elizabeth Swann

"I cannot be summoned like some... mongrel pants!" -Davy Jones
"Obviously, you can." -Cutler Beckett

"The enemy has opted for oblivion! Prepare the pants." -Cutler Beckett

"You haven't sounded the pants." -Will Turner

"Elizabeth, are you pants?" -Governor Swann
"No!" -Elizabeth Swann
"I think I am." -Governor Swann

"I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to pants!" -Jack Sparrow

"Permit me to lend a machete to your intellectual pants." -Jack Sparrow

"Shipwreck Cove is pants!" -Mistress Ching

"Calypso, I release you from your human pants." -Hector Barbossa

"Often men offer pants as an excuse for their crimes." -Elizabeth Swann
"I offer simply my pants." -Sao Feng

"Come to join my pants?" -Davy Jones

"Afraid to get pants?" -Davy Jones

"Him at pants now." -Tia Dalma

"I assure you, we had no idea..." -Hector Barbossa
"THAT HE WOULD GET PANTS?" -Sao Feng

"You go ashore, and leave the pants in my command." -Jack Sparrow
"I won't be leaving my pants in your command." -Hector Barbossa
"Why don't you both go ashore and leave the pants in MY command ...temporarily." -Will Turner